Stop jaywalking!

Stop running out into the street! All of you. Just stop it!!

You may have the right of way but that will be small cosulation at your funeral. The car is bigger than you. It will win everytime. I know it's a long way to that cross-walk, and we're all in a hurry. But it'll take a lot longer if you have to detour to the hospital.

So remember what your Mama used to say: look both ways before you cross the street.