Be mine!

Oh good it's that Hallmark-hyped holiday again. Sweet Valentine's Day, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways...

1. Months of candy and hearts to remind us the day is coming
2. The mass of crappy romantic movies on every channel for the entire week
3. The kind inquiries by friends who suddenly remember you're single
4. The rude inquiries by creepy people who suddenly remember you're single
   
5. The wondering if you'll still be single this time next year
   

I could keep going but you might think I'm bitter and depressed so I won't. Happy Valentine's Day everyone.